What would you think if I jumped out a boat
And went diving to the deep unknown?
Water in ears, ocean bigger than moat
Rising fast is what they don’t condone.
Oh I might cry with a little kelp from my bends
I might die with a little kelp from my bends
Oh I’m gonna dry with a little kelp from my bends.

What do I do when my oxygen’s gone
(should it worry me to hold my breath?)
How to detach from this oversized prawn
(much too quick can lead to certain death)
No air supply with a little kelp from my bends
Mmm, Captain Bligh with a little kelp from my bends
Mmm, pizza pie with a little kelp from my bends.

Do I need scuba diving?
I just like searching the depths.
Do I need some reviving?
I guess I’m pretty inept.

Would you believe I met Mister Cousteau
At a scuba party late last year?
I bought his new book at the Diving Deep show
And what happened was what I most feared.
No air supply with a little kelp from my bends
Mmm, Captain Bligh with a little kelp from my bends
Mmm, pizza pie with a little kelp from my bends.

Do I need to breathe heavy?
I’ve got some water in lung.
Could that be my old Chevy?
With shrinkage not too well hung.

Oh I might cry with a little kelp from my bends
I’m gonna dry with a little kelp from my bends.
I might die with a little kelp from my bends
Yes I’ll survive with a little kelp from my bends,
with a little kelp from my bends.