Hemp, I need a doobie,
Hemp, shortcut to a boobie,
Hemp, you know I need some grass, hemp!

When I was sober, so much straighter than today,
I never needed THC to make me feel OK.
But now the stress is high, I need to lighten up,
We’ll have a couple Buds and party hey wassssup?

Hemp can set me laughing on the ground,
And I would appreciate another round.
Hemp can be expensive by the pound,
Won’t you please, please hemp me?

And now I’m smoking crack at a hundred bucks a day,
No longer time for work, I party and I play.
So if I deal on corners in the city streets,
I hope to break even, no bank account depletes.

Hemp can turn an awful show real funny
And you know how I can be so sick and punny,
Hemp can make me smile when it’s not sunny,
Won’t you please, please hemp me?

When I was sober, so much straighter than today,
I never needed THC to make me feel OK.
But now the stress is high, I need to lighten up,
We’ll have a couple Buds and party hey wassssup?

Hemp can make Mike Phelps swim somewhat slower,
Should he join the kayak team and be a rower?
Buzzin’ with his gal and then he’ll show ‘er,
Won’t you please, please hemp me, hemp me, hemp me, oh.