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Song Parodies -> "I Saw Her Spandex Tear"
Original Song Title:
"I Saw Her Standing There"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"I Saw Her Spandex Tear"
Parody Written by:
Mark Scotti
The Lyrics
Cleaned up some pacing issues.
Well she was not, very lean
Stretched those bottom seams
And the pants she wore
Held together, by a prayer
So when she, bent on down for a moment,
Oh, then I saw her spandex tear
Well she's, mad at me
For I, then could see
A stretched out gray thong
In need of great repair
She really needs a tarp cover
Oh, cause I saw her spandex tear
When I saw that view
My first thought, was, eeugh!
And I closed my eyes so tight
I should have fled from the crime
Cause my eyes sure did some time
And that thong was wrong
Granny panties are for her
Now I'd switch my eyes with another
Oh, cause I saw her spandex tear
My lunch came up soon
When I saw her moon
And she bent, again, too tight
Oh, her pants came undone
And her buns each weighed a ton
Made a mental note
To buy new underwear
Now I'd trade my day with any other
Cause I saw her spandex tear
Oh, since I saw her spandex tear
Yeah, well since I saw her spandex tear
Stretched those bottom seams
And the pants she wore
Held together, by a prayer
So when she, bent on down for a moment,
Oh, then I saw her spandex tear
Well she's, mad at me
For I, then could see
A stretched out gray thong
In need of great repair
She really needs a tarp cover
Oh, cause I saw her spandex tear
When I saw that view
My first thought, was, eeugh!
And I closed my eyes so tight
I should have fled from the crime
Cause my eyes sure did some time
And that thong was wrong
Granny panties are for her
Now I'd switch my eyes with another
Oh, cause I saw her spandex tear
My lunch came up soon
When I saw her moon
And she bent, again, too tight
Oh, her pants came undone
And her buns each weighed a ton
Made a mental note
To buy new underwear
Now I'd trade my day with any other
Cause I saw her spandex tear
Oh, since I saw her spandex tear
Yeah, well since I saw her spandex tear
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Yer on a tear with these perfect subs... it's no stretch to give this classic some big fat 5's!
Expannnnded thanks, TJ!!!!!!
555's...Great minds think alike...check out http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/gordonlightfoot125.shtml and you'll see what I mean.
I'm having a deja vu...all over again
Good job
Good job
Thanks again, IB! I strettched this one out a bit..
yup, even better...there's fives under there...under where ?...exactly
Heh heh, tarp cover!
Thanks, Pere & Alvin!
Quite an image you present...:p 5's
Thanks, Adigio!
A 21 Bun Salute!!!!
"Stretchinnnng" my thanks to you, Dan!!
Great title sub, really well executed... and left me with a mental image I'd far rather you hadn't :-)
A 'blindfold" and thanks to you, Phil!!!
ABC: For the first time in a long time, I actually laughed out loud reading this. Excellent title change and imagery! Nice job!
Yikes! I don't want to be in your shoes seeing this sight. "My eyes did some time" was a great line.
A blindfold and thanks to Abbott & Matthias!!!
I believe you did what you could with what little this song has to work with as far as development, funny title.
Strrretched my thanks to Dave.
A ripping good time.
"Tearing' you off some thanks, Agri!!!
(ABC I & J) Well-done, Mark... paces nicely, funny as h***, well-rhymed, works well with the OS in other respects, and thank G*d I'm not as huge as the woman in your parody. (I am a fairly big girl, but not morbidly obese). Tearing 5s from this sheet of numbered Spandex.
(ABC I/J) In the words of Spongebob's Ripped Pants song:
"When I ripped my pants
I thought that I had everybody on my side,
'till I went and blew it,
all sky high
and now she won't even spare a passing glance
all just because I [rip] ripped my pants.
Couldn't resist that one! (ripping sound) Oops, I think I ripped my own spandex laughing hysterically to your satire! LOL! Stretching out 5's for ya, Mark!
"When I ripped my pants
I thought that I had everybody on my side,
'till I went and blew it,
all sky high
and now she won't even spare a passing glance
all just because I [rip] ripped my pants.
Couldn't resist that one! (ripping sound) Oops, I think I ripped my own spandex laughing hysterically to your satire! LOL! Stretching out 5's for ya, Mark!
"New wardrobe" of thanks to Andria & Christie!!
(ABC-IJ) A little bit repetitive in subject matter, but you did well with what you had to work with, subject- and OS-wise. 555 for you.
Thanks, bobpir!!
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