i've got a sloppy wife
i need a dumpster in here

here
takes the whole day to get cleared
changing, my wife, throws her clothes where she can
everywhere lands
i spy them and start to swear

there
flings off the panties she wears
odorous, stinky and foul as can be
sometimes all streaky
but she doesn't seem to care

i toss her underwear
when she cannot spy me
mean, but i don't care
cause disgusting is her need to leave them there

knowing it makes me despaired
each pair is seized and then smuggled outside
i can't abide
too bad if she must go bare

i toss her underwear
cause its so unsightly
draped across the chair
oh my goodness, she just leaves them everywhere

dozens of various pairs
every time reeking
like something has died
has she no pride ?
and yet i still find them there

always here, there and everywhere
here, there, her underwear