Song Parodies -> "Jet Black"

Original Song Title:

"Get Back"

Original Performer:

"Jet Black"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

jojo was a man who fancied him a stoner
loved to take himself a blast
jojo's filthy bong had residue like toner
dirtied up by years of stash
jet black...jet black
jet black...his favorite raunchy bong
jet black..jet black
jet black...his favorite raunchy bong
jet black, jojo....so gross !

sweet leaves from his garden made his pipe all gummy
grungy bits of contraband
sticks he stirred around to help out with its plumbing
but the thing is way too jammed
jet black...jet black
jet black...his favorite raunchy bong
jet black..jet black
jet black...his favorite raunchy bong
jet black, you betcha...so gross !

jet black and retched
it just ain't workin' too good
papers you buy and use
and it works out better
you get stoned, unfettered

jet black...jet black
jet black...his favorite raunchy bong
jet black..jet black
jet black...his favorite raunchy bong
ooh !

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alvin - February 17, 2009 - Report this comment

I followed it with ease, good bit of work there.5'

Timmy1000 - February 17, 2009 - Report this comment

Another good one on a Beatles' song - maybe dedicated to Michael Phelps?

MadameDeTokerVille - February 17, 2009 - Report this comment

Hey there, Duke o'Toke & Toner! Cute little ditty, Sir Alvin!

2Eagle - February 17, 2009 - Report this comment

I was thinking jet black which is the current color of fashion. Anyway, that just goes to show that pot isn't as harmless as people claim it is. By the way, give Michael a break.

AFW - February 17, 2009 - Report this comment

Where there's smoke, there's pot...good story

adagio - February 17, 2009 - Report this comment

Oops...1st comment I did not mean to put your name in alvin. sorry :(

Andria - February 17, 2009 - Report this comment

Great job as usual, Alvin, and I admit to having tried the Wacky Tobacky once but never using it again. This parody gets an Andria Award for "Excellent Controlled-Substance Themed Humor" as well as 5s straight across.

Christie Marie M - February 17, 2009 - Report this comment

Sssssssssmokin parody, Alvin!! It's been a very long time since I've set foot on this site. I've been away in San Fransisco for my cousin's wedding for two weeks. Yep, jet black happens to be my natural hair color, but I also have henna red highlights there as well. Excellent job as usual! 5's all the way!

TJC - February 18, 2009 - Report this comment

Phelpsian Rhapsody! 5's

Mark Scotti - February 18, 2009 - Report this comment

Fantastic job, Alvin!!!

alvin - February 18, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks "alvin"...lol....thanks timmy...lol...yep...thanks MadameDeTokerVille...thanks 2eagle....yeah, poor ol' michael...thanks AFW....thanks adagio...no prob :)...thanks andria...glad ya enjoyed....thanks christie....welcome back...your hair sounds cool....thanks TJC.....thanks mark

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