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Song Parodies -> "Smellin' O' Whiskey"

Original Song Title:

"Eleanor Rigby"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Smellin' O' Whiskey"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

ah...look at all the loaded people
ah...look at all the loaded people

smellin' o' whiskey
sip drinks on ice...as they lurch
take a header and scream
live on jim beam
fall out the window
flat on their face...then they sleep
really hard...as they snore
crashed on the floor

all the loaded people
why do they gulp that rum ?
all the loaded people
why make those drinks so strong ?

golly, they're tipsy
slurrin' their words...from the bourbon
its quarts they swig here
things are unclear
elbows are jerkin'
bar flies get crocked...they're so tight
on the hot toddies there
drownin' their cares

all the loaded people
why do they gulp that rum ?
all the loaded people
why make those drinks so strong ?

ah...look at all the loaded people
ah...look at all the loaded people

smellin' o' whiskey
nightly, they slurp...some are carried outside
put to shame
booze is to blame
others get snippy
start talkin' dirt...when they're slammed
and they just can't behave
wholly depraved

all the loaded people
why do they gulp that rum ?
all the loaded people
why make those drinks so strong ?

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Timmy1000 - February 04, 2009 - Report this comment
I can hear the violins accenting this song in the background. Nicely done, Alvin.
John Barry - February 04, 2009 - Report this comment
15 rounds!
alvin - February 04, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks timmy....thanks john
Patrick - February 04, 2009 - Report this comment
And tomorrow morning they'll get up and start drinking again. Great parody.
alvin - February 04, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks patrick...yup
2Eagle - February 04, 2009 - Report this comment
555 proof
adagio - February 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Delightful!! 5's
Leo Keough - February 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Alvin, were you the one who punched out Gari J and inspired his posting today? Just kidding, of course, but I thought it was funny that those two parodies showed up on the same day. Inspite of my heritage (4/5 Irish and a fifth of Scotch), I toast you with three fifths of bourbon!
Andria - February 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Great parody, and it would sound great recorded with similar background music to that of the OS. I personally don't care for whiskey, but I really like Thunderbird, Night Train and MD 20/20 wine and Old English malt liquor. No kidding. 5s.
MadameDeTokeVille - February 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir Alvin, Lord o'Swervin' Roads, The ~ Mighty Duke 0'Dice ~ Loved your intro with " look at all the Loaded people, " reminds me of many a NorCAL eve of the past . . .
alvin - February 04, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks 2eagle...thanks adagio....thanks leo...thanks andria....i like tequila myself....thanks MadameDeTokeVille
MrMacphisto - February 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Clever rhyming indeed... 5-5-5
adagio - February 04, 2009 - Report this comment
alvin, you've got e-mail. :)
AFW - February 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Looks like we were trainin' on similar tracks, today...top notch....
alvin - February 05, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks macphisto....thanks adagio...got it...thanks for writing...thanks AFW...yup
Jonathan S. - February 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Extremely
_____ well-witten!

I echo Timmy1000's comment. 556!!!!
alvin - February 08, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks jonathan
Tim Hall - February 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Intoxicating!
alvin - February 09, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks tim
Mark Scotti - February 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Ah, look at all those 5's I'm rating... A toast, to a wonderfully written song!!!
alvin - February 09, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks mark
Andy Primus - March 01, 2009 - Report this comment
555 cheers and no booze
alvin - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks andy

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