Song Parodies -> "This Goat Is Gruff"

Original Song Title:

"Its Only Love"

Original Performer:

"This Goat Is Gruff"

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The Lyrics

...based on the fairy tale "the three billy goats gruff"...

food is nigh
but bridge, i must pass by
my oh my
troll says "hi"
i sigh and then get wry
tell that guy
"why would you eat i ?"
"i'm undersized, dude"

this goat is gruff
but rather small
my brother's built
a feast for you
i aint enough
you want one tall
cause its so hard stuffing you

he says right
and so i then take flight
out of sight
next goat comes in view
explains his plight
very bright
last one is the size
to make your toes curl

this goat is gruff
and loves to brawl
the troll is killed
at last, subdued
this goat is tough
the worst of all
he's the hardest of the brood
yes, the hardest of the brood
dude

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Timmy1000 - January 23, 2009 - Report this comment

Liked the song parody - another fine showing with a Beatles' song. The fairy tale was always a scary one when I was a kid - made me afraid of bridges.

alvin - January 23, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks timmy....i always checked bridges for trolls too

Andria - January 23, 2009 - Report this comment

Great re-telling of "The Three Billy Goats Gruff" to the tune of a Beatles song, Alvin. BTW, is the troll you're referring to Dr Music? 5s for you.

LittleCupCakes - January 23, 2009 - Report this comment

Great work, Lord o'Swervin' Roads, sir Alvin! I love my polenta best in the morning, swimming in Goat milk & NorCAL black berries!

alvin - January 23, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks andria...lol....thanks LittleCupCakes...glad ya enjoyed

2Eagle - January 23, 2009 - Report this comment

Good parody.

AFW - January 23, 2009 - Report this comment

Don't recall this fairy tale...but you tell it very well, lyrically.

Christie Marie M - January 23, 2009 - Report this comment

I remember this story well when I was in Kindergarten and my father used to read that story to me before bed. I also love the OS a whole lot. When I used to work at Shop Rite, I used to hear the musak version of the OS and I finally got to hear the Beatles singing it. I echo Andria's comment on retelling the story. Great show! 555.

Phil Alexander - January 24, 2009 - Report this comment

Cute. Very cute. :-)

alvin - January 24, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks 2eagle...thanks AFW...not the most well known tale...thanks christie...glad ya enjoyed...thanks phil

Claude Prez - January 25, 2009 - Report this comment

As always, some really clever line matches, like the "so hard stuffing you"; well done.

alvin - January 26, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks claude

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