Song Parodies -> "I'll Try the Bed"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Cry Instead"

Original Performer:

"I'll Try the Bed"

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The Lyrics

Not to be confused with Alvin Rhodes' recent parody of the same title. This one, how can I put this... skirts the bounds of propriety.

I've got every reason on Earth to be mad.
'Cause I've strained every muscle that I had.
I tried it in the car.
But me and my girl didn't get too far.
Tonight, I'll try the bed.

I got a bruise on my shoulder that's bigger than my feet.
A hatchback's not the place when you're in heat.
She screamed and I said "Ow!"
I thought we'd make it work somehow.
Tonight, I'll try the bed.

Don't wanna try in the back seat there.
It got cramped, hurt beyond compare.
I felt my bones bruise and break.
And what she said, I know it's fake.

Yeah, last night, I got hurt, so did my girl.
I'm gonna see some docs all around the world.
Yes, I'm nearly broken in two.
Couldn't find out what a lovin' man could do.
Tonight, I'll try the bed.

Don't wanna try in the back seat there.
It got cramped, hurt beyond compare.
I felt my bones bruise and break.
And what she said, I know it's fake.

Yeah, last night, I got hurt, so did my girl.
I'm gonna see some docs all around the world.
Yes, I'm nearly broken in two.
Couldn't find out what a lovin' man could do.
Tonight, I'll try the bed.

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alvin - January 16, 2009 - Report this comment

i've got a yaris...i wouldn't even try...fun concept

Timmy1000 - January 16, 2009 - Report this comment

Good luck with that; if you're in the northern part of the country, it will be a little warmer too.

MadameDeTokeVille - January 16, 2009 - Report this comment

Lord Pacholek, . . . I think it's time for you to try a 'Double Wide' , eh, Sir?

Christie Marie M - January 16, 2009 - Report this comment

Know something, Mike? You and Alvin did a great job with doing parodies of this same song, especially when they're different stories, different lyrics. Hope $555 will cover your medical expenses at the chiropractor's office.

malcolm higgins - January 17, 2009 - Report this comment

well done, Michael.. I have a Yaris too.. and the lovely ellie is an old dental assistant.. 'nuff said.. Christening a Yaris is a breeze.. looking at the stars through the sunrooff... yummy..

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