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Hole stuff, from duff, back fissure’s outpour.
Hole stuff, bum-sluff dismissed thru’ rear door.
Hole stuff (dung, ca-ca, defecation) outrush of food’s viscera tour.
Hole stuff (anal evacuation) bowl flush assists it to sewer
This cloacal list of ordure’s a fate-of-food wordplay buffet
fate-of-food wordplay buffet …

Hole stuff, colonic misery’s cure.
Hole stuff, hedonic ’tis for poo-pooer.
Hole stuff (ev’ry coprophage’s need) goes from the abyss to the chewer.
Hole stuff (fecal impaction freed) shows up in lav-cistern as spoor.
This cloacal list of ordure is scoping the poop-phrase array
scoping the poop-phrase array …

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Issue of chips …

Ahhhhh … Enough of this listing ordure!
Hole stuff, hole stuff’s re-christened “manure.”
Hole stuff (posterior purgation) bolus becomes kiester adieuer.
Hole stuff (a colonic creation) resultant post-feast number-twoer
This cloacal list of ordure’s a dung-singing waste-word display
dung-singing waste-word display …

With cloacal gist of manure, this rhyming crude waste-word bouquet,
rhyming crude waste-word bouquet
is tasteless poo-say.

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