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Hannah Alaska
children at your feet.
Wonder how you get them
all that moosey meat.
Who counts the money
down at City Hall?
When you ran Wasilla
you done spent it all.

Friday John McCain arrived with suitcase.
Lots of baggage, also, has a ton.
Don't no one tell him that you're a nutcase.
See how they run!

Hannah Alaska.
Johnny thinks you're best?
Should've vetted you and taken
one of the rest!

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See how they run!

Hannah Alaska
lying on the stump.
First you wanted Bridge to Nowhere
then you dump.

Right-wing nuts, they think that you're good-looking.
Had to, or you'll fire them, the bums.
Library, we know you went ban-booking.
Sieg heil, vhat fun!

Hannah Alaska
we will not elect.
Soon you will be losing big.
"In what respect?"

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