Song Parodies -> "Don't Crucify"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Pass Me By"

Original Performer:

"Don't Crucify"

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The Lyrics

i listen for their footsteps
don't think i'll survive
there's the soldiers' footsteps
soon they will arrive
waitin' for the cross here
shaken to the core
i sure fear it
does it mean...dad don't love me any more ?

i feel the thorn's a-prickin'
gone's my mental health
up the hill, i'm movin'
cross, drug by myself
i wonder where's the gang tonight ?
i sure could use their help
i don't see 'em
does it mean...they don't love me any more ?

don't crucify
don't let me die
don't make me blue
its so alarmin'...no love from my crew
you surely know...it hurts me so
the worst part's still to go
don't crucify
don't let me die

i've always had a doubt or two
dad's plan was unfair
had ourselves a last bash
then accosted there
judas kiss revealed my fate
i gave a glower or two
this is my last night...slayin's near
this slayin' is near...its true

don't crucify
don't let me die
don't make me blue
its so alarmin'...no love from my crew
you surely know...it hurts me so
the worst part's still to go
don't crucify
don't let me die
don't make me blue

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Peter Andersson - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment

The obvious comment here is of course: You nailed this one!

alvin - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks peter...lol

Jeff Reuben - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment

More serious than most of your stuff that I'm familiar with. Peter beat me to the line I would have used :) Well done.

AFW - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment

Very good job of making biblical more modernly dramatic

alvin - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks jeff.....thanks AFW

UnKnownVotress - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment

Sir Alvin, ~Might Duke o'Roads~ I like your ' rap' on this religious flap.

alvin - August 15, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks UNknownVotress

Christie Marie M - April 10, 2009 - Report this comment

Just observing the Holy Week. Great parody you wrote. Just seeing "The Passion of the Christ" is enough to make me blue. I actually cried over that movie. I echo all comments above.

alvin - April 10, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks christie....happy easter !

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