Song Parodies -> "I Taped Will And Grace"

Original Song Title:

"I've Just Seen A Face"

Original Performer:

"I Taped Will And Grace"

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The Lyrics

I taped Will And Grace
But only for my gay friend Jace
I have regrets
Cause TiVo won’t show boobies
But lonely seamen stuck at sea, all wet

(Oh… no… no…)
(No, no, no)

Now I scream, I’m full of rage
On once again is “The Birdcage”
And I can’t stand “What Not To Wear”
Please come fix this I want to watch the fight

(Whine… whine… whine…)
(Cry, cry, cry)

Women…
Swear I like women
But there’s “Nude Swimmin’ With Dudes” again!

Now television makes me pissed
Another “Baywatch” I have missed
And the cable guy that I have dialed
Thinks that I LIKE this!

(Grrr… Grrr… Grrr…)
(Damn, Damn, Damn)

Hold it!
Not homophobic!
But I can’t stomach “Queer Eye” again!

Gay men…
Nothing but gay men
“Everyone Loves Raymond” is gone with “Friends”

Now I’m a huge disgrace
To the entire tough-guy race
A cold sweat
The only sport I can see
Is the synchronized swimming team or chess

(Splash… splash… splash…)
(Snore, snore, snore)

Reading…
Oh no, I’m reading…
Cause there’s no beating my TV heck

Selling…
The tube I’m selling…
Cause now my dwelling is more Amish

(Wait…)

Boring…
This is so boring…
I’ll watch guys scoring, I need my set

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alvin - July 29, 2008 - Report this comment

lol...dug it

2Eagle - July 29, 2008 - Report this comment

There are still some straight people who can't relate to this trend. Good one.

Agrimorfee - August 04, 2008 - Report this comment

(Amiright Idol) As straight as you are, the pacing fell apart on Verse 2 & 3. :) This was very funny, though, with a unexpected twist in the final line.

Below Average Dave - August 04, 2008 - Report this comment

(AmIRight Idol). . .hmmm . . . I didn't need to know "Will & Grace" to get it, so that's good, but I lost you on pacing after the second stanza. Also, you are the third person to choose a Beatles song I don't see an easy to get backing track. That's one thing about recording, I know being unique with song choice is fun for contests etc, but sometimes the bigger hits work better for recording. . .I also just didn't get a big laugh out of this one Matty, I don't know, it seemed like you picked this one because it was a 'tougher' Beatles song than others entered, but as you most certainly know, in some cases less is more (Compare my dismal "Lust of Candy X Cleevage" to "Antarctican Terrorists" and you'll see what I mean)

Red Ant - August 04, 2008 - Report this comment

The end lines of the 3rd verse are too short, but since this song goes so fast it's still recordable - there'd just be about a one second pause before that line would be sung (a place to catch my breath should I record it!). Nice job getting all the rhymes in here, Matty, and a funny ending. 555

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