Song Parodies -> "The Lotto Medley"

Original Song Title:

"The Abbey Road Medley"

Original Performer:

"The Lotto Medley"

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The Lyrics

....you never give me your money / golden slumbers / carry that weight / the end....i never make any money / golden numbers / tarry and wait / the end...

i never make any money...i only scribble on sheets of paper
i'm in the middle of exasperation...i break down
i never guess the right numbers...it always ends up a variation
i'm in a tizzy from anticipation...i break down

i acknowledge money spent...see no profit...blow the rent
all the money's gone...nothing to show
winning combo...what i lack...its alarming...out of whack
losing all my dough...nothing to show
oh..its dirty dealing...nothing to show...nothing to show

i have dreams...pick up a check and get me a limousine
buy a house and move from here
oh what a gas to finally get away
i have dreams...come true today...come true today...come true today
(but it don't)

i chose three, four, five six, seven
twas eight, nine, ten, twelve, eleven
i chose three, four, five six, seven
twas eight, nine, ten, twelve, eleven
i chose three, four, five six, seven
twas eight, nine, ten, twelve, eleven

got to be a way...to make a fortune
got to be a way...but none are known
but i'll keep trying till i die...cause i still think its gonna fly

golden numbers will arise...ones that take the highest prize
yes, i'll keep trying till i die...cause i still think its gonna fly

boy, they make you tarry and wait...tarry and wait...a long time
boy, they make you tarry and wait...tarry and wait...a long time

i never tire of the thrill, though
i know some day there'll be jubilation
but as for now there is no celebration...i break down

oh yeah...alright
will i ever live out my dreams ?...i might

love to...love to...love to...love to
love to...love to...love to...love to

but in the end...the cash i stake
ain't equal to the cash i make

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AFW - February 06, 2008 - Report this comment

Sadly true and humorous...I lose a lot-tery too

Stan Hall - February 06, 2008 - Report this comment

NIcely meddled medley. :-)

Agrimorfee - February 06, 2008 - Report this comment

Nicely done, even without Mr. Mustard, Polythene Pam and she who came in through the bathroom window. Your lucky number for today's drawing: 555.

Johnny D - February 06, 2008 - Report this comment

And the last 2 lines sum up why so many state governments go blotto for lotto!

alvin - February 06, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks AFW and stan....thanks agri (suppose i coulda done 'been missin' numbers / pauper, i am / my cash has all gone out the window"...but i'm lazy)...thanks johnny

2Eagle - February 06, 2008 - Report this comment

If you don't pay the taxes they will track you down and lock you up.

Melanie Lee - February 06, 2008 - Report this comment

Wonderful! This is one of the best parodies I've ever seen here! Your pacing is so clever I wish I could give that a 6! As it is, 5-5-5. GREAT JOB!

alvin - February 06, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks 2eagle....thanks melanie...wow !

Paul Robinson - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment

Really great stuff again, alvin...very clever concept and clear & clean execution...of course, it's not a "pornody medley", but...well, never mind - 5's ~ ~ ~

LottoLady - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment

555 Sir Alvin, I stopped "stratching" on the Calif. Lotto games years ago! I've never known anyone who ever gained any winnings!

alvin - February 21, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks paul and LottoLady

Christie Marie M - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment

I play the lottery every now and then, especially the Mega Million NJ Lottery. I would never, ever win the lottery. :( I've learned that lots of probability math is involved to calculate your chances at winning the lottery. Check this website out: http://members.cox.net/mathmistakes/rawdata.htm. I also enjoyed the OS a whole lot! Golden Slumbers made me kind of emotional but you made the song funnier. I echo AFW and Agri's comments. 555.

Andria - January 20, 2009 - Report this comment

I have only played the Oregon Lottery once or twice, but my mom is hopelessly addicted to the point that she spent more money on lottery tickets than on groceries, utilities, my medications (until I moved out), gasoline, and diesel fuel for my dad's riding lawnmower. In my opinion, lottery games are not a good thing, especially when used as an investment. 5s.

alvin - January 20, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks christie and andria.....i play the same six numbers every time....don't spend much money on it...but ya never know

LadyCalLotto - January 20, 2009 - Report this comment

Did try those 'Scratch & Sniff" some years back, never did play Lotto, What are your favorite #'s Sir Alvin? ? 10, 31 , perhaps? ??

alvin - January 21, 2009 - Report this comment

thanks LadyCalLotto....6, 8, 18, 24, 26, 29

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