Waiting for the bus in the City,
Trying to make my way to my place
A young couple walks by, I catch the girls eye,
Her boyfriend came and punched me right in the face.

Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be
When all of the ladies,
They wanna do it with me.

Finally the bus came to the bus stop,
Go in, trying to be discrete.
Five girls try encumber, they want my phone number,
A catfight breaks out right there, next to my seat

Christ you know it aint' easy,
You know how hard it can be.
When all of the ladies,
They wanna do it with me

Scared, I got off the bus fifteen stops early,
Gonna walk the rest of the way.
A car stops by me, filled to the top with ladies,
They say, "We'll drive you there, do not worry, we're gay"

Christ, I thought it weren't easy,
I think, "How bad could this be?
They way things are looking,
They only wanna drive me

Riding down the highway, thinking they were gay,
Until they pulled over suddenly.
The girls turned to me,
I was guaranteed
To have the sorta night you
won't soon for-get!"

Woke up the next morning in a ditch,
eating whole mouthfulls of raw mud,
I looked at the sun, yelled out, "tell no-one,
About what you did to this hot stud!"

Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
When all of the ladies,
They wanna do it with me.

Caught a taxi soon as I saw one.
Fifty metres out from the ditch.
I said take me straight home, but then I saw the foam,
Extruding from her mouth as she twitched.

Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
When all of the ladies
They wanna get some from me.
When all of the ladies
They wanna do it with me