“No Lack”

Jojo was a man who, when he got a boner,
Left the ladies all aghast
Jojo’s heft astounded Rita and Ramona
(each a California lass.)

No lack, no lack, no lack down where it don’t belong.
No lack, no lack, no lack down where it don’t belong.
No lack, Jojo.
Some bone!

No lack, no lack, no lack down where it don’t belong.
No lack, no lack, no lack down where it don’t belong.
No lack, Jo.

Sweet Loretta Martin, born and raised a woman,
Opted for another plan
When the surgeons finished minusin’ and summin’
She’d become a horse-hung man.

No lack, no lack, no lack down where it don’t belong.
No lack, no lack, no lack down where it don’t belong.
No lack, Loretta!
Some bone!

No lack, no lack, no lack down where it don’t belong.
No lack, no lack, no lack down where it don’t belong.

No lack
Woo …