tiny toyota no room for your feet
can you just imagine this in your fleet,
can't be a taxi, cannot be a truck
sumply put, it's small and Japanese, and it sucks
friday night the sh*t box needed new brakes
sunday morning wouldn't start and wouldn't run
monday asked the dealer for a rebate
he's How Limg Chun
tiny corolla, how'd you rate the best
frankly only pontiacs make me impressed
this beast won't run..

tiny toyota dead upon the street
maybe one day someday you'll feel so neat
Tuesday morning muffler started scraping
wednesday night the door closed on my thumb
now the windshield needs some duct tape taping
this box won't run
tiny toyota no room for your feet
can you just imagine this in your fleet,