i've been creamed with mace
i felt a jet upon my face
and i'm all wet and now my orbs can't see
cause its has been absorbed by me...you bet
why...why...why...why why why ?

had i seen that mother spray
i might have looked the other way
and i would not be sight impaired
but as it is, i'm worse for wear, tonight
ay...ay...ay...ay ay ay

bawling...yes, i am bawling
i'm caterwauling...i'm zapped again

in my eyes was thrown
and i let out a mighty moan
cause its a bad thing that occurs to sight
the other times were never quite like this
wah...wah...wah...wah wah wah

falling...yes, i am falling
i wind up sprawling...i'm zapped again

i've been creamed with mace
and it splashed up into my face
my eyes are wet...and all's a blur to me
in other words, i cannot see things yet
ow...ow..ow...ow ow ow

crawling...yes, i keep crawling
its so appalling...i'm zapped again

bawling...yes, i keep bawling
i'm caterwauling...i'm zapped again