oh yeah...oh yeah
imagine shorts with squashed-up poo
all leaky, i suppose
i have noticed you a-wash with doo
many many many times...its gross

you've been crappin'...without end
i'll get you...i'll get you some depends
yes, i will....i'll get you some depends
oh yeah...oh yeah

you stink, and how, all night and day
i think its cause of poo
hold my nose around you...i must say
i'm ever ever ever ever blue

you're erupting from your end
i'll get you...i'll get you some depends
yes, i will....i'll get you some depends
oh yeah...oh yeah

well, i'm tired of all the slime
from the crack of your behind
cause the smell is so unkind
oo-wee...oo-wee

yes, this crapping in your pants won't do
this fact, you ought to know
i imagine you don't like to poo
when shorts you're gonna have to throw

don't be shy now...i'm your friend
i'll get you...i'll get you some depends
yes, i will....i'll get you some depends
oh yeah...oh yeah