every morning at five o'clock her new day begins
putting the scale on the bathroom floor
checking to see that she doesn't weigh more
she goes downstairs to the kitchen
to feed her appetite
quickly she nibbles a mr freeze
now she is calorie free

she ( her ass is still very wide)
is losing ( so big she can't get outside)
weight ( she needs the Jenny Craig program again)
she's losing weight, she'll be looking so great
for her next few years.. lithe thighs

mamma cooks as her daughter comes for her dinner time
picks up the fork that is lying there
now there's more bacon, it's frying there
she breaks down and cries to her mommy
why don't the men like me??
why treat me so disrespectfully?
is it my rhinocerosity??

She ( she has a large rounded butt)
is losing ( big soft and fat fluffy gut)
weight ( she will be better off in the end)
she's losing weight, she'll be looking so great
for her next few years.. lithe thighs

friday morning at nine o'clock she gets slowly weighed
stepping up onto the talking scale
MMMHH!! please get off !! you must be a whale!!!!

she ( what she is doing is wrong
is losing ( that scale was never too strong)
weight ( we'll get a cattle one before she dies)
something inside made her large round and wide
for so many year
she's losing weight.. lithe thighs...