Song Parodies -> "Please Don't Tase Me Bro"

Original Song Title:

"Please Mr. Postman"

Original Performer:

"Please Don't Tase Me Bro"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

In the nutcase's point of view.

Wait!
No don't, let me go and don't tase me bro
Wait!
Wai-ai-ai-ait don't tase me bro

Idiocy took me on (oh man)
You two came in and tried to restrain me (please please don't tase me-e-e-e bro)
They've been waiting to take me on (oh no)
From the moment my eyes can see.

I had a word today-ay-ay
'till they yanked out my mic away
Please don't tase me bro YE-OW
If there's a message, a message for me.

I've just got up there speaking to John Kerry
So-o-o patiently
Just took a mic and spoke to Kerry
Until the guards came in hastenly.

Please don't tase me bro
Security please listen (listen)
I was given permission to speak yo (please please don't tase me-e-e-e bro)
Since when is speaking a crime (oh no)
Since then I got tons of dissin'.

For many days I've planned it all-l-l-l
Felt the shock running in my brain
I couldn't stop struggling 'till the end
It's gonna take me time for me to mend

Don't tase me bro
Security please listen
I just need a ticket to ride back home (listen)
I've slept in a cell for some time
Once I woke up I've found a dime.

Hey brotha wait a second, wait a second, no don't (Don't tase me)
Wait a second, wait a second, no wait (Don't tase me)
Hey brotha wait a minute, wait a minute, YEOW (Don't tase me)
Hey brotha stop killing me, just please let me be.

Hey brotha wait a second, wait a second, no don't (Don't tase me)
Wait a second, wait a second, no wait (Don't tase me)
Don't tase me-e-e-e bro, listen (That hurts like hell, that hurts like hell)
Don't send me to the ice, the prison isn't nice.

Hey brotha wait a second, wait a second, no don't (Don't tase me)
Wait a second, wait a second, no wait (Don't tase me)
Hey brotha wait a minute, wait a minute, YEOW (Don't tase me)
Hey brotha wait a second, wait a second, no don't
Hey brotha wait a second, wait a second, YEOW

The opposite ( sort of ) will be out soon. Yes I made him into a wigger.

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Jason - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment

One of your better jobs. 444

Kristof Robertson - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment

Prettyb good effort here, Max. Tighten up the pacing a bit, but overall a nice job. 444

Guy - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment

Got to agree with the experience here. Trip quads on this one. What Kristof said. You have potential Max. Study what the better writers do on the site. It will come to you with practice.

Guy - November 11, 2007 - Report this comment

SOTM - Already reviewed. Please see my comment above. I'm glad that you entered this one in the comps.

Matthias - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment

One of your best works Guy. The topic is kinda old now, but it's still a good parody about it nontheless.

Peter Andersson - November 18, 2007 - Report this comment

SOTM - I hear it's a thin line between eclectic and electric, he-he...

Below Average Dave (badave.com) - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment

(SOTM) An improvement over the last two entries by you. Agree with Matty on the topic, but that's OK for a written parody. . .

Agrimorfee - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Again, it won't mean anything to anyone a year from now, but this was pretty good.

Mikey Squirrel - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment

SOTM- I have to agree that the pacing was a little off, but still very funny and well done, Max.

bobpiecheese - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Only vaguely aware of the topic, with me being Mr-I-Live-Under-A-Rock and all. But the parody was quite good.

stuart mcarthur - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment

(SOTM) not bad, Max - of course those pleas all fall on deaf ears if it's a Canadian with the Taser gun - good job - 555

Kristof Robertson - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment

(SOTM) See above. Nice work, Max!

Phil Alexander - November 30, 2007 - Report this comment

Sorry, this one really didn't do anything for me at all... and "hastenly"??

Jason - November 30, 2007 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Ditto my first comment

Jeff Reuben - November 30, 2007 - Report this comment

Not bad. Timely

McKludge - November 30, 2007 - Report this comment

SOTM - Phil's right, a SOTM song should have better grammar, unless poor grammar is the subject. Hastenly should have been hastily, and "once I woke up *I've* found a dime" is mixing tenses.

Stephen Harrington - December 04, 2007 - Report this comment

DKTOS, but a pretty fun read. 555

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