team's no good, to me, you know
this roster's sad to see, you know
they just blow
but my talent's pure so right field's fine

team is undermined, you know
their asses they can't find, you know
i say so
but i will endure so right field's fine

pitching's bad
the ball they cannot hurl
catcher's sad
he tosses like a girl

and the shortstop misses balls, you know
he often slips and falls, you know
a dodo
i play perfectly so right field's fine

a baseball team needs nine, you know
the second baseman's blind, you know
he must go
many fans. i'll lure, so right field's fine

first base bag
is covered by a squirrel
third base bag ?
the worst guy in the world

and the guy in left's a fink, you know
the center fielder stinks, you know
they can't throw
i'm good as can be so right field's fine
i'm good as can be so right field's fine
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