i say this song's stuffy
so it has to go
it may start out roughly
soon a pattern grows
once, this tune was corny
wishing now, folks will laugh away
ditties, i'll dismember
songs, i'll shred today

welcome into my world
i amend the lines
welcome to a wry world
step into my mind
most days i'll be scheming
lost in thought, till i find a way
ditties, i'll dismember
songs, i'll shred today

man, i suck, but i still try
i may feel dismay when i get stuck
and though i'm in a bind
i am here to stay
i've wrote enough...

to make you folks hurl
but i find it fun
stuff that makes your toes curl
i've got scores of "one"
sometimes get a reaming
but with luck, i'll survive and stay
ditties, i'll dismember
songs, i'll shred today

trends, i buck, i'm unrefined
much of what i say is off the cuff
and though i blow some lines
i won't go away, although i muff...

when makin' rhymes whirl
telling tales i've spun
try to think of sly pearls
use outrageous puns
hope you may be reading
deeply touched by the things you say
ditties, i'll dismember
songs, i'll shred today