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Song Parodies -> "Hey Do You Wanna?"

Original Song Title:

"Lady Madonna"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Do You Wanna?"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

hey do you wanna have me rub your feet
wonder how your toenails can stay so sweet
I find it funny, the little piggie's bent
did you think that humour was footly sent?
friday night arrives we must all lubricate
sunday morning we're all with surface burns
really bad for both the the fruitcakes
see powdered bums...

hey do you wanna
let me kiss your breasts
then you'll know that you have a chest
see powdered bums..

hey do you wanna kiss me on the head
listen to the crickets mating in our bed
tuesday afternoon your back was bending
wednesday we had chiropractors come
thursday night your corset needed mending
from your fat bum..

hey do you wanna have me rub your feet
wonder how your toenails can stay so sweet

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 6

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Michael Pacholek - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Was this written from the point of view of Dick Morris? It sure wasn't Larry Craig.
alvin - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment
wanna give ya 5s
Stephen Harrington - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey do you wanna 555.

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