Song Parodies -> "Don't Pat Me Down"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Let Me Down"

Original Performer:

"Don't Pat Me Down"

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The Lyrics

don't pat me down
don't pat me down
don't pat me down
don't pat me down

my body gets a squeezin' from the fuzz
ooh, yes it does
yes it does
and if my body renders stuff, unruly
then it truly
is a bust

don't pat me down
don't pat me down
don't pat me down
don't pat me down

they'll find drugs in a short time
don't you know they'll find 'em fast
holdin' drugs ain't really clever
holdin' cells is where you're cast

don't pat me down
don't pat me down
don't pat me down
don't pat me down

its not the first time that the cops have stung me
ooh, they're run me
twas none too good
and in the pokey, overnight, they flung me
there they brung me
twas none too good

don't pat me down
don't pat me down
don't pat me down
don't pat me down

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John Barry - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment

It is said that Richard Nixon had to see "Deep Throat" three times before he got it down pat.

alvin - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment

good one !...funny you should mention nixon...he's the subject of my song for tomorrow

Tim Hall - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment

Great way to discuss anyone's latest trip to the airport.

Tommy Turtle - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment

"holdin' drugs ain't really clever", but this song is. Hide these Fives somewhere.

alvin - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment

thanks tim and TT

Stephen Harrington - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment

I'm trying to remember if I heard the original. But I'm still giving you 5s.

alvin - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment

thanks stephen

Kristof Robertson - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment

Spread 'em and give me 5s! great stuff....

2Eagle - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment

That could be by John and Paul. I think they got busted for possessing marijuana.

AFW - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment

Timely and tops...good jabbin'

Below Average Dave - August 30, 2007 - Report this comment

"its not the first time that the cops have stung me" Sorry to hear that, an idea that not many think of, but one that's almost always funny--the law and Alvin Rhodes. . .:)

alvin - August 30, 2007 - Report this comment

thanks kristof 2eagle AFW and dave

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