here comes ol' fat mop
its been...oozin' up slowly
its a...poo poo, chockful
its one...gross aroma
its gone clean...up...to my knees
gonna need a plunger
could you hand me one, please

its clogged the pipeline
its a...slow jammed potful
this stink's...gonna linger
it could...form ebola
i say
i know poo
i know pee
one thing i can tell ya
is its got to be freed

plumber's helper
right now
the latrine

this big production
is a...ponderous gambit
it will...soak the floorboards
there's just...flyin' crap, here
its a...foot...deep
foul as can be
it may do some harm here
it can cause you disease

plumber's helper
right now
the latrine

its all a-float here
i must...give ya warnin'
this is...smelly quarters
it is...so off-kilter
i say
plunge and plunge and plunge
till free
its so awful lookin'
that i don't wanna see

plumber's helper
right now
the latrine