yes, me and pants are through
i think you'd love it, too
i'm so happy when no pants will do

i don't wanna feel no cuffs and band
it feels funny, try and understand
wearin' fully nothin's all i ever knew
and i'm happy when no pants will do

i don't need 'em huggin' me so tight
i don't want no pants, we're through, alright
and the girls look stunnin' when they're pantless, too
i'm so happy when no pants will do

i hate pants, don't you ?
oh oh
it ain't a thing i need
yes, me and pants are through
i think you'd love it, too
i'm so happy when no pants will do

if somebody doesn't think its chaste
to suspend no trousers 'round one's waist
i'm afraid their thinkin' has gone all askew
cause i'm happy when no pants will do

it just makes me blue
oh oh
it just displeases me
i'll toss my pants, its true
i hope that you will, too
i'm so happy when my pants come free

if somebody thinks its a disgrace
its a problem they'll have to face
it might really help if they'd try something new
put no cover on, just say you're through
you'll be happy when no pants will do
i'm happy when no pants will do
no, no
no, no
no !