Rachael Ray, on my TV almost every day
Why should I care what she has to say
Oh, I can't stand Miss Rachael Ray

Originally, I knew exactly where she would be
30 Minute Meals was enough for me
But not for her, apparently

Next another show
She spends Forty bucks a day
I'd... pay... forty-one
To stop seeing Rachael Ray

Rachael Ray, everywhere I go I see her face
Sells 13 books so you can cook her way
And a magazine called "Everyday"

Now another show
It seems like she's here to stay
Day-time talk done wrong
When the host is Rachael Ray

Rachael Ray, seems there's nowhere I can get away
Guess I might as well come out and say
Oh, I'm in love with Rachael Ray
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm.