its bacon, i'll be havin', when i cut up this swine o' mine
i love baked ham with honey, the flavor is so divine
i consume it for lunch, cloves for a spice
ham and bacon and pork chops are nice
with meat provided from the tums of these swine o' mine

its bacon, that i grow, its bacon that my diet needs
and i eat it by the pound, i eat it when i darn well please
i grew vegetables, once...didn't suffice
but that bacon is just paradise
i have decided to carve up all these swine o' mine

meat from a slab...brings jubilation
livestock means...i can avoid starvation
pigs in the back...of my home
they taste fine...though vegans find it wrong

well...
the snack i'm havin' has been cut from these swine o' mine
i save lots of money...the butcher don't get a dime
i said, even the runts...end up on ice
i have bacon but don't pay the price
i'm keepin happy makin' pork from these swine, oh
i'm keepin' happy stickin' forks in these swine, oh
i'm stayin' chubby munchin' out on these swine o' mine