Song Parodies -> "Really Bad Drivers"

Original Song Title:

"Paperback Writer"

Original Performer:

"Really Bad Drivers"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I have yet to learn to drive. I'll try not to be as bad as these guys.

Really bad drivers
(Hate those bad drivers)

Hey, stupid driver, I just bought this car
You put a giant dent into the bumper bar
You gonna say sorry, or just pay for it?
I think you should know, that I think you are a really bad driver
Super bad driver

But the very next day, it happens again
Someone didn't signal, drives me round the bend
Just clipped my Civic, but he crushed the door
Cost a hundred bucks, why must there be all these really bad drivers
Bloody bad drivers!

Heap o' bad drivers
(Total bad drivers)

Ev'ry other day I run into these fiends
Rather they're the ones that run into me
Now I've lost the spoiler, and my mirrors too
Repairs bleed me dry, all because of these damn really bad drivers
Mega bad drivers

Bet even though I try to avoid these loons
They just keep on pranging right into my Coupe
I could set a watch just by their accidents
It is times like these that I really wish there were no bad drivers
Kill the bad drivers!

Really bad drivers
(Oh so bad drivers)

Really bad drivers - not even Learners
Or those P-platers - just these bad drivers

Man, Beatles are easy to parody!

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Below Average Dave - May 04, 2007 - Report this comment

Someone 4'd you. . .kool I guess, anyway. . .I liked this one quite a bit, the use of the word "Bloody" in the traditional Australian sense was classic as your writing of late has been.

Ann Hammond - May 04, 2007 - Report this comment

I sang

Matthias - May 04, 2007 - Report this comment

Car-azy Goood!!!

Tomario - May 11, 2007 - Report this comment

just how many cars have you got? prehaps you'd be better off with a dodgem! nice work 555

Agrimorfee - May 14, 2007 - Report this comment

(Ages) Like T., above, I couldn't help but notice the singer does own a lot of cars! No matter, :) this was well done.

Michael McVey - May 19, 2007 - Report this comment

I see you've been to San Antonio :(

Below Average Dave - May 21, 2007 - Report this comment

(Ages). . .I'm not big on knowledge of cars, so I'm not going to take that into consideration;) Anyhow, great lyrics, pacing wasn't quite 'perfect' but it was good enough to make it work. . .and something about the word "bloody" is just cool, I'm sorry--you know we don't use that here except for it's literal meaning, and I love hearing people say it, that alone gave me a chuckle working it in the way you did.

Cat - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment

(Ages) I've actually never heard this OS before...it's a great song! And urgh, I can sympathize. One of my biggest-EVER pet peeves behind the wheel is people who don't signal when turning or changing lanes. But I drive an Accord, not a Civic. ;) Nice work!

Jack Wilson - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment

I can relate some dumbfuk decided to tear the bumper off one of our cars amonth ago, 5s

Wolverine - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment

(Ages) 555 off your deductable. Good song about the hazards of driving. Damn cellphone talkin', makeup applyin', food eatin', head bangin' morons. :-)

Matthias - May 01, 2008 - Report this comment

A-ha-ha!!! You said, "Fiends!" I love that word! This was a good parody, and I really need to run another Ages of Amiright contest, because this was a super fun competition.

Max Power - May 02, 2008 - Report this comment

Nice

Invisible Boy - May 12, 2008 - Report this comment

I liked this one. The pacing worked fine for me. I also enjoy some of your "Aussie" terms like "pranging" and "P-platers" I'd like to hear you sing this with your native accent.

stuart mcarthur - May 14, 2008 - Report this comment

(ABC) excellent bobpie - a survey found that 90% of people claim they're "above-average" drivers - therein lies your problem mate! - 555

Guy - May 14, 2008 - Report this comment

(ABC-R) I echo McVey's comments on SA. He is dead on about that. Loved this line:

Rather they're the ones that run into me

And setting the time by the accidents - classic.

Red Ant - May 14, 2008 - Report this comment

Does Honda make a Civic Coupe??? Well done, pieman, especially like the couplet of "Ev'ry other day I run into these fiends/ Rather they're the ones that run into me". 5s.

Below Average Dave - May 14, 2008 - Report this comment

Yet another song where my opinion is already posted, seee above I guess.

Mikey Squirrel - May 14, 2008 - Report this comment

ABC- Bloody awesome. I hate driving, too. There's just too many idiots on the road. Good funny stuff, Conqueror.

Jack Wilson - May 15, 2008 - Report this comment

See above!

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