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Song Parodies -> "Bowie Knives"

Original Song Title:

"No Reply"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Bowie Knives"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Never had one before
I'll buy one at a store
Bowie knife
It's great for fencing
Great for camping, fishing, and hunting
You got it right, you got it right
I know that you saw one
'cos it's a tool with a large blade

It's very important
Also very potent
Slice and dice
'cause it's still dangerous
It is not, you know, a toy
Or you might die, or you might die
Running with Bowies are
Not okay, you can't become worse

When I were young, I'd realize that I
Said I'd use it to save other's lives
And you believed the times that I
Told you "don't ever touch my Bowie knife"

It's very important
Also very potent
Slice and dice
'cause it's still dangerous
Don't kill your neighbor with it
That wasn't right, that wasn't right
Running with scissors are
Not okay, or things will get worse

Bowie knife, Bowie knife

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David Bowie - April 18, 2007 - Report this comment
I hope you're not Korean or else you'll go around knifing everybody instead of shooting everybody like that Cho guy. Please get help!
Jason - April 18, 2007 - Report this comment
He is Japanese, actually.
Max Power - April 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Do Sentai use knives?
Jason to Max Power - April 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Im not sure, but i do know some Japanese arts use knives (like some martial arts). Im thinking of the Samurai sword however.
Dylan Baranski - April 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger is Japanese? Then again, you learn new things from being on this site for a bit.

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