flew in some alberta beef, no BSE,
cooked it on the grill last night
all the time I thought I would catch disease,
but they say the stuff's alright,
that from the U.S.D.A
you don't know how happy I am boys,
that from the U.S.D.A

havent had a burger or a steak in weeks,
love to grill a big t-bone
mad cow has us all afraid to eat red meat
chicken always makes me groan,
that from the U.S.D.A
you don't know how happy I am boys,
that from the U.S.D.A

well salmon steaks really gross me out,
from pig's I'll eat the rind,
bacon comes from an oinker too,
right off their be hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi hi hind

that from the U.S.D.A
you don't know how happy I am boys,
that from the U.S.D.A


well salmon steaks really gross me out,
from pig's I'll eat the rind,
bacon comes from an oinker too,
right off their be hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi hi hind

baked potatoes on the barbie, in my mouth
miss the flavour of the farm,
now mad cow has really almost been stamped out
steak won't do your body harm,
that from the U.S.D.A
you don't know how happy I am boys,
that from the U.S.
that from the U.S.
that from the U.S.D.A