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Song Parodies -> "RSS Reader"

Original Song Title:

"Paperback Writer"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"RSS Reader"

Parody Written by:

MasonR

The Lyrics

In Web 2.0 web site publishing, content aggregation, which can lead to discontent aggravation, is the name of the game. Here's how this song might have been written if the main character had a blog and Real Simple Syndication...
RSS reader, reader, reader

Dear sir or madam, will you read my blog?
I'm concise and witty, I'm no bandwidth hog
I will entertain you if you will subscribe
I'm syndicated, so please add me to your
RSS reader
RSS reader

It's dynamic content, and it's always new
Every morning I'll post a rant or two
My Google adverts help to pay my bills
But I need the clicks, so please add me to your
RSS reader
RSS reader

RSS reader, reader, reader

If ole' Technorati doesn't work for you
I will Digg and link it until you can view
I like social networks because that's my style
My blog isn't lame, so please add me to your
RSS reader
RSS reader

Oh please sir or ma'am, you know it isn't spam
You can read it online or over a LAN
A high Google ranking? That is so last year
I'm Web 2.0, so please add me to your RSS reader,
RSS reader.

RSS reader (RSS reader)

RSS reader - RSS reader
RSS reader - RSS reader
Parody by Mason "Google-eyed reader" Resnick
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alvin rhodes - March 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Real Snappy Song
Phil Alexander - March 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent :-)
2Eagle - March 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Witty and good rhyming.
QC79 - March 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks for feeding us this.
John Barry - March 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I love it.
MasonR - March 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin, Phil, 2Eagle, QC and John!
Peregrin - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Good job Mason :) I was intrigued by what you were going to do with it when I saw the title, and I wasn't disappointed.
MasonR - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Peregrin!

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