Song Parodies -> "You Won't Free Me"

Original Song Title:

"You Won't See Me"

Original Performer:

"You Won't Free Me"

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The Lyrics

Malcolm, eat your heart out… Some may otherwise recognize this song as being by Anne Murray - the lyrics remain the same. A low-bitrate mp3 of the Beatles' version can be found here.

When you chained me up
Your mind enraged
I'm not having fun
A fact, I'll wage
Started out, just fine
With whips and bare behinds
But I remain confined
And you won't free me (You won't free me)
You won't free me (You won't free me)

I'm alarmed that you've
My wants, denied
Now my stones are blue
Bound with rawhide
And in blunt array
Electrodes flash away
Just mere flesh burns you say
And you won't free me (You won't free me)
You won't free me (You won't free me)

Tied with clothesline
I assumed there'd be hot kissin'
Now I'm en-twined
I'm afeared there could be brissin'!

Took snapshots - a few
To show my peers
That pot of hot glue
It feeds my fears
Now, what's with that prong?
Tweezers seem so wrong
Oh please not near my dong...!
If you won't free me (You won't free me)
You won't free me (You won't free me)

Dime after dime
You heat up until they glisten
My inner thighs
When applied with coins start hissin'...

Though me lays were few
Well plied with beers
Acquiesed to your
"Explore some, dear?"
Now my chest is shorn
So's my saddle horn
(It weren't like this in porn)
'Cus you won't free me (You won't free me)
You won't free me (You won't free me)

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mandamoo - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment

Hee hee I especially like the "Dime after dime..." verse :)

MasonR - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment

Congratulations on winning the Masochism Tango award of the day! I love the "brissin' " line! Now, let me whip up some 5's...

Michael Pacholek - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment

Don't tell Malcolm to eat his heart out. Coming from the two of you, he might take it literally and actually try it. Didn't the Rascals (back when they were Young) have a song called "I Ain't Gonna Eat My Heart Out Anymore"?

Ann Hammond - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment

I like the dime after dime line too

alvin rhodes - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment

now that's MY kind of love song...what a scream...great job

Tom Lyric - March 17, 2007 - Report this comment

Not a bad approximation of what Saddam is experiencing with those 72 virgins he was supposed to get, methinks...

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