Song Parodies -> "Heather Steppin'"

Original Song Title:

"Helter Skelter"

Original Performer:

"Heather Steppin'"

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The Lyrics

well, she fell on her bottom, on her back
and two times on her side
cameras stopped, cannot turn
when she goes into slides
once again on her bottom
overleanin' again...careenin' again

do you...don't you...want her to muff it
its gonna be laughs, if she tries to bluff it
TV ?...TV ?...TV ?...come on, why be a prancer
your leg is a sub, dear, so you ain't no dancer
look out
heather's steppin'...heather's steppin'...heather's steppin'

well, will you...won't you...watch it or tape it
be quick, she won't last...no way to escape it
TV ?...TV ?...TV ?...you will fall on your pants rear
well, i'm sensin' a flub, here, cause you ain't no dancer
look out
heather's steppin'...heather's steppin'...heather's steppin'
she'll fall on her ass
when she dance
when she dance

i've got doubts that she will linger !

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Meriadoc - March 10, 2007 - Report this comment

Alvin that was baaaaaad! ;-D

Yoidy - March 11, 2007 - Report this comment

Leave poor Heather alone, 555, please!

alvin rhodes - March 12, 2007 - Report this comment

thanks merry and yoidy

pickle - March 15, 2007 - Report this comment

I expected Helter Skelter to get parodied on the subject of this! Well done, very cruel admittedly, but what the hell - the scheming madam deserves it! On another board some other people expected her to dance to 'Jake The Peg' by Rolf Harris: also 'The Hokey-Cokey'!

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