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Rosie-N-Donald, Sumo size physiques
Funny how they wrestle with fat butt cheeks
Who's looking silly when their bellies bash?
Don't you think that diaper's are much too brash?

Rosie's boss could do without her pissy
Barbara Walters biting on her tongue
Donald's mouth has earned a place in histr'y
Hear how they grunt

Rosie-N-Donald bellies past their chests
Funny how they mange to feed the press
Blah bla bla ba….
Hear how the grunt

(Instrumental break)


Rosie-N-Donald working up a sweat
Listen to these Goombahs grapple on your set

(Instrumental break)


Rosie's diatribe was condescending
Donald's lawyer's papers didn't come
Headlines say a lawsuit maybe pending
Hear how the grunt


Rosie-N-Donald, Barbara as their friend
Funny if she managed to make it end

(Instrumental close)