You tell lies thinking I'm too pissed
Me who buys - no, this time I'll insist:
Your round (Yes, it's your round)
Your round (Just look around)
Your round (Yes it's your round)
Who gets last laugh? So don't piss around
You make me barf, tryin' to skip your round

Man buys drinks, you will put 'em away
Your turn? Blink and you're off on your way
Your round (G'wan buy a round)
Your round (What have drowned?)
Your round (It's your damn round)
Ask the bar staff - they'll say it's your round
Wasn't a gaffe - I'm right it's your round

All alone, and there's nobody else
You still won't buy your drinks for yourself
Your round (I hate the sound)
Your round (Of you not buyin' a round)
Your round (So don't just frown)
Go on, be a star - and get in a round
Get to the bar - and get in a round

Don't you know it's your round (Just buy a round)
Don't you know it's your round (Yes, it's your round)
Go buy a round (Go get your round)
You stingy bastard - your round

(repeat ad lib till he finally gets the message and buys the drinks)