Indian Plans"

Original Song Title:

"Mean Mr. Mustard / Polythene Pam"

Original Performer:

"Mean Mr. Custer / Indian Plans"

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The Lyrics

mean mr. custer
creeps in the dark
thinks its a lark
tryin' to fight injuns
troops on patrol down the road
waitin' for the time to explode
keep the ammo set to reload
such a mean old man
such a mean old man

the injun camp is just a hop
almost atop
its a no-brainer
take 'em out so quickly and clean
save the place from injun regime
dirty red man's something obscene
what a thirsty old man
what a thirsty old man

well, you should hear indian plans
they've been a-flockin' just to kill the white man
and when those soldiers attack
they will be taken aback
well, you should hear indian plans
yeah yeah yeah

get in close and they cannot shoot to kill
go helter skelter till the last man is still
let the war whoops unfurl
cause its an indian world
and it is plain that there is blood to be spilled
yeah yeah yeah

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Rex - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment

I knew when I saw the title this was gonna be great. 555

Johnny D - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment

"Lemme show ya the odds, Sparky... In yer country, ya got 14 million black people, and 3 million white people. Now, does the name `Custer' mean anything to you?"

-- Robin Williams,
portraying Lester Maddox talking to Prime Minister Botha of South Africa, several years before the end of apartheid in South Africa.

MasonR - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment

Great job, but...I kinda want to see what you do with "She Came In Through The Bathroom Window"

AFW - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment

Good job, alvin....and Merry Christmas to ya'

Yoidy - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment

Well! This is historical and hysterical at the same time! 555 Merry Xmas!

alvin rhodes - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment

thanks rex johnny mason AFW and yoidy

Ravyn Rant - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment

Makes me want to go home and reread "Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee". 555 anyway.

Phil Alexander - December 27, 2006 - Report this comment

Caught this 'cause of Rex's comment: excellent, Alvin - incidentally, have you read "Flashman and the Redskins"? I'll bet the account of Little Big Horn in that one is unique ;-)

Callmelennie - August 24, 2013 - Report this comment

You now, you could have kept this going ... "whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, (Oh Look out!) They flanked him through the Big Horn River."

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