Song Parodies -> "They Just Turned an Ace"

Original Song Title:

"I've Just Seen A Face"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"They Just Turned an Ace"

Parody Written by:

Armadillo Slim

The Lyrics

Texas Holm 'Em: Every player gets two cards face down.Five cards are dealt face up in the middle of the table and used as communal cards, each player making the best hand possible with the five up cards and his two face-down cards. "All in" is when you bet all your chips at one time.

They just turned an ace
I bet they see it on my face
But I don't care
That's just the card for me
It matched my two face down you see
I'm set....mm mmm mmm mm mm mm

If I'd had a different pair
I might own more than underwear
I might still own a house and car
But my damn luck just sucks so far
Tonight... ay yi yi yi yi yi

All in, yes I was all in
But someone's callin'
I'm beat again

I had never seen
Bad luck like this, he had a queen
And king jack ten
And they were all one suit
His royal flush gave me the boot
Oh sh*t, damn damn damn 'n more damn

All in, yes I was all in
Now I'm just bawlin'
I'm screwed again

Bawlin', yes I'm still bawlin'
Why'd I go all in?
I'm broke again

All in, yes I went all in
The bank keeps callin'
I'm broke again

They're callin', they just keep callin'
So I keep stallin'
Now deal me in

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