Ahh look at all the homely people.
Ahh look at all the homely people.

Helen the Ugly
Eyes are too close and her nose points up just to the right
And her pupils are white.
Takes out her makeup,
Rubs on a face she should keep hidden locked in a cage.
She looks twice her age.

All the homely people.
Where do they all come from?
All the homely people.
Where do they all belong?

Luther the Dufus.
An underweight nerd with a unibrow and shaggy beard.
He lookin' real weird.
Look at him walking,
Wearing his moonboots and sweatpants with no underwear.
And curly back hair.

All the homely people.
Where do they all come from?
All the homely people.
Where do they all belong?

Ahh look at all the homely people.
Ahh look at all the homely people.

Helen the Ugly.
Got tired of waiting and married the first guy she met.
Who did she get?
Luther the Dufus.
They both said, "I do", then they did what the law should forbid.
They had ugly kids.

All the homely people.
Where do they all come from?
All the homely people.
Where do they all belong?