Song Parodies -> "I Give Up"

Original Song Title:

"Dig A Pony"

Original Performer:

"I Give Up"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I think it's time to pull my mask off. I am not a hardcore republican, but a Bush hating liberal. Fooled you, didn't I? So I decided to end my career with how the Beatles ended theirs.

I, I, I, I, I,
Am a phony
Where I did celebrate conserv'tive thought
Yes, I did celebrate conserv'tive thought
Oh,
I, I, I, I, I,
Do a bad song
Where I did suck at it, any thing I know
Yes, I did suck at it, any thing I know
Spaff told you so
All I am is lewd
Everything is not what you see last night, I am screwed
Because,

I, I, I, I, I,
Tricked you while sung
Where I was idiot at my mobile home
Yes, I was idiot at my mobile home
Oh, now!
I, I, I, I, I,
Rolled a bluffy
Where I did imitate the GOP bone
Yes, I did imitate the GOP bone
Spaff told you so!
All I am is lewd
Everything is not what you see last night, I am screwed
Because,

Woah now!
I, I, I, I, I,
Feel lib'ral blow
Where you can't indicate everything you see
Yes, you can't indicate everything you see
I, I, I, I, I,
Laughed at loudy
Where I was was blasted at by ever thinker, oh oh
Yes, I was was blasted at by ever thinker, oh oh
Spaff told you so!
All I am is lewd
Everything is not what you see last night, I am screwed
Because

A special thanks to all those who gave me some entertainment this last week..

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Chris Pollman - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment

Oh, really? Well if that is the case, this was all fairly entertaining, and if you are in fact a liberal, I apologize about all the "you idiot" statements I made.

Spaff.com - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment

What a surprise. People thought you were a soulless partisan, when in reality, you're a soulless partisan.

Ann Hammond - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment

Well then, if you are really confessing your mistake then hello.

Phil Alexander - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment

If you're in confessional mood, then - are you Christian Sally, too?

Mr 1s - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment

If you want to be forgiven, I suggest you write a very apologetic parody apologising to everyone you have offended.

Agrimorfee - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment

You won't believe me, but I had a feeling this whole series was a monstrous joke because the pacing was too good and the in-jokes about other authors were way too insular to be from a casual writer. Yes, a monstrous joke indeed. Anyway, don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out.

Michael Pacholek - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment

Flip-flopper. Player for both teams. Mr. 1s: You want him to do that? That could take months!

Mr 1s - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment

Agrimoree, you sound like Michael Pacholek on a good day. Michael Pacholek, well ChuckyG could always order him to write on otherwise he will get banned!

Susanna Viljanen - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment

Being dork does not make you any less a kook.

Red Ant - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment

One question to everyone who has commented so far: You didn't take any other PA parodies at face value, why should this one be any different? Who identifies themself as a "Bush hating liberal"? I wouldn't be terribly surprised if tomorrow there is a "fooled you" type parody.

If this parody is sincere, I'm kinda hoping the author is Offender, since heated debate in the comments is something I believe he would like. However, the writing quality is a serious step down from his other works.

Ann Hammond - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment

Thats why I said if Red Ant because it could be a trap

Mr 1s - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment

Well Ann H, we just have to reserve judgement and wait until tomorrow. Mind you, if there is a "fooled you" parody appearing then we all know who is going to suffer the repercussions; the author himself. Nuff said.

Ann Hammond - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment

great minds think alike

Mr 1s - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment

Yes indeed. So all is forgiven?

Ann Hammond - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment

I've already made friends with Mr 1's and I've already had my name taken by some buthead on this site before so if this is a trick you lost

Mr 1s - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment

I was not playing a trick on you Ann H! I was asking a very serious question.

Ann Hammond - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment

I forgive who forgive me and I leave in question who's in question

Agrimorfee - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment

Hey Red: I think I took all of his/her parodies at face value but made very little comment, if memory serves. But I did rate everything 511. You are right about Offender...he wrote totally non-PC material but with a touch of class.
Really, we all must give a hand to PA (at this point) for being so artfully artless.

Norman Wanman - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment

I give up too... On your parody and you. You are horrible. Go back and eat your ham.

ProudAmerican - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment

Jingle Bells, Red Ant smells, Agrimorfee flew away.

Agrimorfee - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment

Norm W: For some reason, your comment makes me giggle every time I read it. :)

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