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Song Parodies -> "Fifteen Foot Long Garden"

Original Song Title:

"Octopus's Garden"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Fifteen Foot Long Garden"

Parody Written by:

Ann Hammond

The Lyrics

I'd like to see my plants bloom free
But it's to hot in the summer I need shade
They always fry most of them die
In my fifteen foot long garden that needs shade

Oh stray cat fiends they dump and pee
At least they keep the soil healthy
I'd like to see my plants bloom free
But it's too hot in the summer I need shade

Green growth is born from a rain storm
I don't want earthworms to drown under the ground
Weed flowerbed not all is dead
In my fifteen foot long garden that needs shade

The birds sing and hop around
While pecking seeds blown to the ground
I'd like to see my plants bloom free
But it's getting close to winter it's too late

Crab grass I shout root them out
The rain turns the stone clay in to slime
(Turns the stone clay into slime)
What a joy a ruby-throated boy
I hope you stay happy and save
(Stay happy and save)

I am always happy just to see
The things that animals and bugs do
I'd like to see my plants bloom free
In my fifteen foot long garden with you
I'd like all the butterflies to come to
Grasshoppers are welcome hop on through


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Susanna Viljanen - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice. I do gardening myself too, so I can relate. Fives.
John Barry - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Mr. Brown Thumb, I can't relate, but I like the parody.
Yoidy - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Pretty descriptive. I feel like winter's over. 555
Mr 1s - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Pretty good. 444
Mr 1s - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Sorry Ann for being horrible to you. you are quite a charming person, a lot nicer than this ProudAmerican idiot.
Stuart McArthur - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
nice job, Ann - another "wishful thinking" one for this Aussie as I look around our drought-stricken land and just see paddocks of dead brown grass - 555
Ann Hammond - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Susanna- thank you John Barry- thanks Yoidy- thanks my garden goes through a cycle of spring, frypan, toocold, too colder. Mr 1's thank you for your 4's;-) Stuart- Thank you the rain wil head back in your direction when the time comes mate.
Johnny D - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Great old Beatles tune, great new Beatles parody.
Ann Hammond - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Johnny D- thanks yesterday I started thinking about that Johnny B Good song and was thinking about you- Johnny D's Good, but I don't know if anyone has done anything like that before or if I can fill out the whole song.
malcolm higgins - February 13, 2007 - Report this comment
good work from a fertile mind

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