Song Parodies -> "Part BE: Red Ant"

Original Song Title:

"Why Don't We Do It In The Road?"

Original Performer:

"Part BE: Red Ant"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Dunno The Original Tune: Here Ya'll Go

[ACT TWO]
[SCENE FIVE]

{Setting: The Pond}

(Bubba races down the ramp, up the slope, he is launched threw the ring of fire, the shopping cart falls into the pond, but Bubba keeps flying and belly flops onto the mattress)

(George and Paul run over)
(George is carrying a video camera)

PAUL
"Dude that was the coolest thing that I like ever seen. Are you sure I'm not on an Acid Trip?"

(George gives Bubba a noogie, and whaps him on the back)

PAUL
"And don't like worry man, we're going to like send this tape into Jackass, you man will become a star!"

BUBBA
"No Paul, I don't want fame and fortune and all that crap, all I wanted was to make myself feel better about life and doing this helped realize my full potential."

PAUL
"Oh"

(George drops the video camera)

BUBBA
"Pysch! Hooooooooooooooooooh Doggies! I's had y'all going there fer a second!"

(Paul laughs)
(George punches Bubba on the arm)

BUBBA
"Come on y'all lets go back to my trailer and get all liqured up and then shoot at anything that moves!"

(George does a hand motion of a gun and runs after them)

{Setting: Bubba's Trailer}

BUBBA
"And so I's like told her, that's not a cow that's my wife!"

(Bubba opens the door to his trailer to see Chet inside)
(Chet pulls on his pants)
(Bubba reaches for his shotgun)

BUBBA
"Why the hell did y'all just do it again!"

(Chet stands up and wobbles to the door, with Bubba's gun pointed at him)

"Why Did We Do It"
By Red Ant

(CHET)
Why did we ewe it on that farm?
Why did we do it on the lawn?
Why did we zoo it in the barn?
Why did we "zoom zoom" in the car?

Now we got 4 offspring 'cause
We're always doin' it so hard!

Why did we do it on the floor?
Why did we do it on the shore?
Why did we do it then some more?
Why did we do it 'til we're sore?

Now we got 8 offspring 'cause
We're always doin' it for sure!
OH!

Why did we do it on that grave?
Why did we do it in the plane?
Why did we do it on the safe?
Why do we do it everday?

Damn, we got a dozen pups
I think it's time I got you spayed!

(Bubba's hunting dog runs out squealing)

BUBBA
"Y'all didn't answer my question. So SAY HELLO TO MUH LITTLE FRIEND!"

(Bubba open fires upon Chet missing every shot, as Chet runs drunkenly into the woods)

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alvin rhodes - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment

barking with laughter

Dee Range - November 06, 2006 - Report this comment

Another great episode and parody. 555

Stuart McArthur - November 08, 2006 - Report this comment

ha! I LOL'ed at "this helped realize my full potential"

Red(neck) Ant - November 19, 2006 - Report this comment

Your commentary upstaged my parody! That's okay, it probably took longer to write, heh heh. Good tie in, Matthias.

Spaff.com - December 27, 2006 - Report this comment

Matthias: Nice imagery. And ya had *me* going there fer a second too.

Red: That's almost as much a parody of "Green Eggs and Ham" as "Why Don't We Do It in the Road."

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