----INTERMISSION OVER----
----DIM LIGHTS---
----RAISE CURTIN---


[ACT TWO]
[SCENE ONE]

{Setting: Hillside outside of Mother Nature's Ass}

(Bubba stumbles around on the hill drunkenly mumbling)

BUBBA
"I wish Slowpoke wash here, I want to look him right in the eye and tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!"

(Bubba flops to the ground)

>Stage goes blackStage gets lit<

(Jill is carrying Bubba in her arm guiding him towards the door)
(Vomits into a toilet/ flowerpot outside the trailer)
(Jill looks disgusted but opens the door finding Mildred sitting there)
(Mildred drops the pizza she's eating)

MILDRED
"It's about time your skanky a*s got home, out with all those men all night"

JILL
"What are you talking about?! I was out getting Bubba!"

MILDRED
"What did y'all do to my son?!"

JILL
"I didn't do anything to him, I found him.
(Jill drops Bubba)

"Blacked Out"
By Stuart McArthur

(JILL)
Blacked out, sleeping in the countryside
wakes up in the morning high and dry
calls his wife
then he sits there waiting for those burgers to arise

Sits there thinking that it serves him right
shouldn't drink four pints of bourbon neat
then his wife
drives the truck to get him and he vomits on the seat

(BUBBA)
byerk - barf (sigh)
byerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk! barf (sigh)
picks at his teeth with a stanley knife

[ beautiful accoustic guitar as he starts to feel better]

(JILL)
buys some fries
che - rry pies
washes 'em down with a can of Sprite

Back at trailer-park at dead of night
in the frontyard sets his car alight
calls A.I.
claims it on insurance and then blows it all on wine
what's the point of working when the option's lowlife crime
wasting space on earth until his maker says it's time