Ah, look at all the right-wing people...

Ah, can't look at those right-wing people!

Florida Foley
picks up some guys who are pages
in House where they've been.
This is his dream.
Types on computer
wearing a face that he cannot put up on MySpace.
He's got bad taste.

All the right-wing people
where did they get this bum?
Locked up, far from people
that's where he does belong.

Illinois Hastert
writing the words of a speech C-SPAN has to broadcast.
Is it his last?
Look at him working
telling those schmucks it's all right and they'll be treated fair.
What does he care?

All the right-wing people
where did they get this bum?
Locked up, far from people
that's where he does belong.

Ah, look at all the right-wing people...

Ah, can't look at those right-wing people!

Florida Foley
He claims that churchman began his slide into such shame.
He don't like dames.
Illinois Hastert
wiping the dirt from his hands in this job that he craves.
Job can't be saved.

(Ah, look at all the right-wing people...)
All the right-wing people
where did they get this bum?
(Ah, can't look at those right-wing people!)
Locked up, far from people
that's where he does belong!