Sleep gal fourteen just like my Ma
A crazy fling in the back of K-Mart
A horny pervert, thinking how can you lose?
But he'll have to tell them all about
It on the "Springer Struggle"

Pool Boy's a dream, teeth and he is smart
So got sh*t-faced and reached for his part
Redneck slut nudged, wants to go down on you
But then she tells them all about
It on the "Springer Struggle"

You might not have a cow
But when the shots on you
Your shirts off and POW!
The sweat is going to fill the stand
"You slept with that teen slut?!"
"Oh! Like You're Allowed?!"

(Fightin' Music)

But then they tell them all about
It on the "Springer Struggle"

You know that when you cheat you're star
So when you sleep now, it's our hour
He slept with Olla, Deebra, Ma
But she did Toby, Loved his Bar

Used clean machines to do my Ma
An incest fling, wrong but sure it has a spark
While she did perverts, Huey Luis and News
But they'll have to tell them all about
It on the "Springer Stuggle"

Yes, they'll have to tell them all about
It on the "Springer Struggle"