I just can't tell you how strongly I feel
Attracted to my youngest daughter Lucille
Both to her and her twin sister Flo
Etta May and Mary Jo
And after one or two mint juleps
So much love do I have to give
Looking to romance young'uns.

Let me tell you all a-bout me and Lee Ann
We were about as close as siblings can be man.
And there weren't nobody more appalled.
Than our brother Paw.
Man he got balistically sore-yeah
He and sister momma our hind ends beat
How dare you romance, young'uns?

People living in the backwoods and hills
Quite unique fam'ly values instill.
It makes for some family trees
Straight as can be.
Mixed chromozones not a notion
DNA tests disappoint-yep
Loonies who romance young'uns.