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Song Parodies -> "Kelly The Gay Redneck"

Original Song Title:

"Birthday"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Kelly The Gay Redneck"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Even stereotypical gay men can become white trash when I get a hold of them!!!
Your mullet has hairspray
Make soufflés from brew, yeah
Confed. Flag you crochet
You're not at all a tough guy
The Fab Five you portray
You's a gay guy ain't you?

Yeah, this pansy's name is Kelly, Kelly
Yeah, this twinkie's name is Kelly, Kelly
Yeah, this fairy's name is Kelly, Kelly

You wear tight woman's pants (Yer Gay)
Liking Brokeback Romance (Yer Gay)
Stare at Chet with that glance (Yer Gay)
Glllllaaaance!!!

Like the "sword" but won't lance (Yer Gay)
Bare foot tap-tap-tap dance (Yer Gay)
Won't giving hunting a chance (Yer Gay)
Chaaaaaance!!!

I don't mind that yer gay!
Can bake my raccoon, yeah
You stink of a bouquet
Yeh even have a lisp, guy
You're so far from passé
"Abercrombie N' Hick" suit
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alvin rhodes - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
ya did a lot with a little....oops looks like kelly voted
Matthias - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Man, gay redneck jokes don't go over well... Thanks Alvin
Agrimorfee - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Silly stuff.
John Barry - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Best yet, I think. First verse is LOL hilarious.
TJC - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent redneck regalin'
Jack Wilson - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
This was great! 555! LOL just the IDEA of a gay redneck
Lionel Mertens - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow! you're cracking down like Hoover. 5's
Michael Pacholek - September 23, 2006 - Report this comment
If you hate all liberal Democratic politicians... except former New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey... you might be a gay redneck!

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