Six-beer Sadieyou've had enough
I'm sorry to be so dang blunt
You've got grilled cheese all down your front
Six-beer Sadieooh, you're lookin' rough

Six-beer Sadiecan't hold your booze
You lift your skirt for all to see
Hands down the pants of a Marine
Six-beer Sadiesick on your shoes

A slurry sway; you're stumble-in' across the dance floor
"Hey, That'sh mah song!"; you're grindin' hips with John
Six-beer Sadiethe drunkest of them all

Six-beer Sadieyou skanky ho!
You just punched out my girlfriend Sue
Coz she was "dishreshpectin'" you
Six-beer Sadieooh, it's time to go

Six-beer Sadieso off your head
The men's room's not for intercourse
If hubby hears, you'll get divorced!
Six-beer Sadiedrink Sprite instead

I gave up and called you a cab
Coz you're sweary, unstable
Lynyrd Skynyrd you begin to sing
Six-beer Sadie; off that sailor,
Find your trailer and go home

Ummmit's only just turned 10 a.m.
Six-beer Sadie
Ummmthe church group says "don't come again"
Six-beer Sadie