Song Parodies -> "MILF!"

Original Song Title:

"Help!"

Original Performer:

"MILF!"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

MILF=Moter I'd lIke to ....rhymes with duck yu figure it out Yes this IS re-submission

MILF! Your mom's a hottie
MILF! She is such a hottie
Hey, hook up me with your MILF!

Too bad Im too young cause when I go in to your house, I see her water plants almost all the time
We've known each other for so long, guess I never realiized
How hot your mother is, too bad Im 18!

Don't you know that she is such a MILF?
Only Paul Finch would really understand now
She's just hot as Stacy's mom right now
Give me your, MILF now please

I know have a girlfriend that I see every day
I think about my GF, when I masturbate
But every now and then, I look through your window
I see your dad and think "Oh what a lucky man!"

Do your grandparents know that she's a MILF?
On a farm id wanna watch her milk a cow
Stilfer's mom with Paul Finch as of now
But for me, your MILF please?

I've realized that I cant hook up with her now
But I'll just stick with my girlfriend for a date
It would feel really weird to take a friends' hot mom
Bit Ill admit ,Ill lose my mind, if she's a chaperone

Maybe Ill find another MILF real soon
Stacy and Stifler's mom I hear,still up for grabs
But not a girl that Darth Vader gave the crabs
Wont please, help me, find me a MILF ooh

2006 Jack "Ocal Celebirty"Wilson

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Adagio - November 23, 2006 - Report this comment

ABC3(M) Sounds like this kid has problems.

Agrimorfee - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC3) Is this an old one from you Jack? Even though it is a re-submission, it does seem rather rushed in places (pacing issues, repetitive ideas, questionable rhyme schemes).

Johnny D - December 09, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC) Sounds like a mythological parody of "Oedipus Rex", titled "Head Up His Rects" ... joke, Jack, joke, just a JOKE! ;-)

Max Power - December 09, 2006 - Report this comment

ABC3M-Meh

tomario - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment

nuff said!!!

Matthias - December 16, 2006 - Report this comment

Age is only a number, as is 5

Jason - December 17, 2006 - Report this comment

ABC3M - Not one of my faves but reasonable.

Red Ant - December 17, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC3M) Ha! Setting "MILF!" to The Beatles' "Help!" is a brilliant idea! Not bad, Jack, but like Agrimorfee, I did get a feeling this was rushed a bit, especially with the rhyming. Funny though.

Michael McVey - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment

Must've been written by Mary Kay LaTorneau's boyfriend. ----MM

Stuart McArthur - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC3M) Jack! Greatr idea, but not one of your best because it seems rushed and doesn't seem to fit the OS - and the rhyming appears a little out - some funny lines though

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