Song Parodies -> "NASCAR Techies Stole My Car"

Original Song Title:

"Drive My Car"

Original Performer:

"NASCAR Techies Stole My Car"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Us men have a tendency to brag about our cars, don't we? But I guess there's a (wrong) time and a (wrong) place for everything...

Wowed a girl that I met in a bar
I said my car's way over par
It's faster than lightning, a flash on the road
Such lies can get some girls in the mood

NASCAR techies stole my car
Why'd I brag so in that bar?
NASCAR techies heard me far
And I had no clue-clue

I told the girl that my engine was jet
And she moaned "Gawd" and broke a sweat
Working a bar room is always a drag
But I was about to get a shag

NASCAR techies stole my car
Yes I think that chances are
NASCAR techies heard me far
When I sought a screw-screw

Beep, beep, beep, beep, aaargh!

NASCAR techies heard me far
I made it sound wunderbar
Then they went and stole my car
Now what will I cling to?

I asked the girl out to climb in the back
Knew she was ready for the dipstick attack
I had no car there, t'was gone with the thugs
Got no shag, nor good-bye hugs

NASCAR techies stole my car
I came close, but no cigar
'Cos they went and stole my car
The babe bid me adieu

Beep, beep, beep, beep, aaargh!
Beep, beep, beep, beep, aaargh!
Beep, beep, beep, beep, aaargh!
Beep, beep, beep, beep, aaargh!
Beep, beep, beep, beep, aaargh!
Beep, beep, beep, beep, aaargh!
Beep, beep, beep, beep, aaargh!
Beep, beep, beep, beep, aaargh!
Beep, beep, beep, beep, aaargh!
Beep, beep, beep, beep, aaargh!

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Susanna Viljanen - July 14, 2006 - Report this comment

Nice - I liked this almost as much as "Baby You Can't Drive That Car". 555

alvin rhodes - July 14, 2006 - Report this comment

i like it

Sir Bertram the Sword-Dropper - July 14, 2006 - Report this comment

As Good Charlotte said: Girls don't like boys girls like cars (and money). This was almost like, a thirty-minute sitcom compressed into hardly-a-four-minute song. It was really full. Keep it up. 555

Red Ant - July 14, 2006 - Report this comment

"Knew she was ready for the dipstick attack", great line there Peter!

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